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Daily Laugh- Raisin Sack

Landozine — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 02:06:08 +0000

Ryan Eles trying flairs on the lip of the Step up in Sudbury… Epic Fail. I actually sat on his chest and made him eat dirt and leaves shortly after this. Photo : Kyle Lafleur.

Daily Laugh – Jay and the Maneater.

Landozine — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 04:08:13 +0000

Look at how unimpressed he looks. And Lawlor covering his face out of embarrassment for him…girl just would not give up, creeping in closer and closer, look at how much empty seat there is on the right! Too bad Jeff wasn’t there. He’d have been all over her.

The Worst Website in the World.

Landozine — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 01:38:32 +0000

Every once in a while something hilarious falls out of the internet and into your lap… and you’re helpless to laugh. However this time after laughing I felt terribly disturbed. And for those of you who know me, that doesn’t happen often. Above you’ll see the opening scene for a Flash based game where you play a rapist. Yeah, you read that right. The game involves you chasing a woman down the beach, dodging obstacles like her shoes and her purse which she throws at you until you reach the end of the beach, catch up to her and rape her.

Somebody somewhere put a lot of time and effort into making this, and should probably be arrested. Click the image to play it and see for yourself. The music alone creeps me out.

Hell has Frozen Over…

Landozine — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 02:03:14 +0000

Jorden Guth doing a textbook turndown on a dirt jump. What next?

Daily Laugh.

Landozine — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 18:29:35 +0000

So today my dog pooped in one of the floor vents. Poo all the way down where my fresh air is supposed to come from. How she found the vent, I don’t know. She’s fucking blind, and stupid. But she did. And for a brief moment I was really angry, but then I realized its only 6 days until I fly to Barcelona. So as bad as my dog pooping in the floor vent was, my life isn’t half as shitty as Jorden’s right now.

Daily Laugh

Landozine — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 19:05:14 +0000

Today I have Rich Redmond’s submissions for the Brandon photoshop contest. There are still many many more to come. I’ll get them uploaded in the next couple days.

Photoshop contest entries.

Landozine — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 23:51:33 +0000

The first couple of entries are in, the first one from Crazy Steve.

I don’t really get the reference on this one, but I definitely love the addition of Rich’s amish beard and Jeff’s hilarious 70s fatbody. Steve gave me a nice full head of hair too, which I definitely appreciate.

The next isn’t as family friendly…

This was submitted by friend of capital BMX Derek Frett. If I’m not mistaken, its based on one of his earliest childhood memories.

This one I actually found on his myspace page. true story.

Another from crazy steve… again not sure I get the reference, but still hilarious.

KEEP SENDING THEM GUYS! this is great stuff!!

New Brandon Photoshop Contest.

Landozine — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 21:03:05 +0000

I’m sure many of you remember the Brandon based photoshop contest I ran last time using a picture of him jumping in the air celebrating on the beach… well this time we can all have even more fun with a picture of Brandon and his disgusting Mo-vember moustache. The guidelines of the contest are pretty broad, take this photo and using any software you want (or if you’re Prashant you can print it out, cut it up and glue it to something and then scan it again) and email it to me chris@chitaroni.com and I’ll throw it up here on the site. Just download the picture and get started. I’ve also added an example I tossed together to give some inspiration…

Unfortunate News

Landozine — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 16:20:07 +0000

It seems that Tommy Hains has done the unthinkable. After a year of battling with seizures and chronic sleep walking masturbation, he has sold his bike out of sheer frustration. A person close to the source has suggested that Tommy has sold his bike to get money to buy a grill, something he claims is necessary in order to properly launch his hip hop career.

Daily Laugh – Facial Axewound

Landozine — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 03:21:11 +0000

I spent the majority of today in waiting rooms. First I spent a couple of very valuable hours in the morning/afternoon to go see a dental surgeon to work out the details of how we’re going to extract an impacted tooth, all the while thinking “fuck I hate waiting rooms, good thing I wont have to deal with this shit for a while…”

Oh how I was wrong. I went to CP around 6:00, and by 6:20 I was on the ground in a puddle of my own blood.

I got stuck in an X-up, of all tricks on the 6 foot quarter. And ended up scorpion grinding into the flat bottom. I’m not really sure how I developed the cut without getting any bruises or scrapes around it… luckily I was wearing my helmet. It took the majority of the impact.

But the real point here isn’t to wear your helmet. Its to not be such a pussy about putting injury pictures on the internet. After Not-so-metro I posted some pictures of a not to be named pro who’s friends sent some pretty nasty e-mails to me to take down the photos because they were of ‘poor taste’. Fair enough. To each their own. But to prove my own point, and
here is a picture of my face with a gaping axe wound in it that I got from doing a fucking x-up. Much more embarrassing than a photo of a dude on the ground with extra corners with no discernible face or even any blood for good measure.
We ride BMX. This shit happens, lets celebrate it.