Jeff Bedard Chronicles – Volume 2
Posted by Prashant - 07/04/09 at 06:04:43 am
Here is Volume 2 of the Jeff Bedard Chronicles submitted by Jorden Guth. Click below to read the story.
Hull outing. A group of us went over to Jon’s place in hull then went out partying. For some reason Rich and Jon started ripping off Jeff’s shorts. He doesn’t ware underwear. Everyone got in on it and was essentially assaulting him. A bum came to his defense claiming he (Jeff) could be in the military because his hands were as fast as eagles, and was helping him fend off our attacks. Eventually the bum gave up his own pants to give to Jeff, which i then proceeded to steal out of his hands and run around with until i threw them under a house. Getting back, Jeff was ass naked, bleeding from his cheeks, walking down the streets of hull while the bum was yelling in a bum-like voice ” where’s ma pants?! i need ma pants!”. A Police car pulled up questioning why there was a naked man walking the sidewalks of hull and was apparently satisfied with Jeff’s answer of “my friends are assholes!”.
I made him sit on a blanket in the back of my truck back to his place, where Chris snapped an awesome picture of Jeff with his road bike and a few remaining shards of shorts waiting for the elevator.
- Jorden Guth
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A year later and some people at that bar still talk to me about the night…
Comment by Gour — April 10, 2009 #