Jeff Bedard Chronicles – Volume 4
Posted by Prashant - 12/08/09 at 09:08:42 am
This installment of the Jeff Bedard Chronicles comes from Kyle Lafleur. It provides a little more substance and clarification to the last Chronicle, so click below to read the whole story.
We (Jeff, Boudreau and Me) headed down to Toronto in early June for the Macneil/ICC street jam. With all the people that show up to the jams and all the Pro’s that were going to be in the house there wasn’t much intention of riding for the day. Instead we just planned on hanging out, seeing some friends and maybe doing one or two tricks. Little did we know this was the start of the next Jeff Bedard Chronicle.
It was about 10:30am and we were just getting to the meeting spot. You could tell it was already going to be a warm smoggy Toronto day. It was getting warmer and we didn’t even think of stopping for something to drink on the way, conveniently the closest place to get a drink from the meeting spot was an LCBO. We all went in and got a few pops….Jeff got a few pops and a mickey of Canadian Club. The pops were going down nice, riding was getting crazy and we were moving to new spots.
A few hours later Jeff had finished the mickey and was now walking/stumbling around with a 26er of CC and starting to get drunk….walking around heckling any rider he didn’t know, pushing people and trying to wrestle anyone he thought he might win against. About an hour later Mr. Lahey from trailer park boys showed up (Actually still Jeff). The dude was everywhere and so was the liquor, every time Jeff went for a drink he got just as much on his shirt as he did in his mouth. I’ve never see the greazy bastard that wasted before. He was stumbling, blowing tires and falling all over the ground, hanging off anyone he could for stability, searching frantically for Lee Dennis, wrestling Cole Youngberg anywhere he could, trying to fight Corey Beal, giving kids props for tricks other people did and hitting his face on the ground. We ended up moving on to the last spot and Jeff passed out on the pavement at the second last spot where some kids called an ambulance and it came and pick Jeff up. He got back to Leland’s that night around 1:00 am with a drunk in public ticket and a ticket for not having a horn or bell. Jeff became the liquor that day.
- Kyle Lafleur
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golden boy!
Comment by Rich Red — August 12, 2009 #
Thats how you know you drank it right.
look at those knobby knees!
Comment by Landozine — August 12, 2009 #
jeff is the man!
Comment by andrew — August 12, 2009 #
drunk in public= 65$
not having a horn on my bike=110$
getting heckled by Jay Mirron for being a drunk ass hole=PRICELESS!
Comment by cockmaster — August 12, 2009 #
What a day. My mommy says we cant be friends anymore
Comment by Leland — August 13, 2009 #