M.I.A Jeff Bedard.
Posted by Landozine - 01/06/10 at 03:06:50 pm
I know I owe a full update on Germany, but there is really just so much to say… for now you’ll have to make due with a short tidbit about our favourite bmx character… Jeff Bedard.
As many of you know, Jeff quit his job and took off to Europe for a couple of weeks in advance of his eventual move out to Vancouver. Jeff has never been overseas before, and really had no idea what to bring with him on a trip of this magnitude. Unlike the rest of us… Jeff decided he didn’t need a sleeping bag. Instead he brought two hoodies which he was convinced he would just be able to zip together to form a makeshift macguyver blanket. What he didn’t take into account was that when he gets drunk he loses things. Two days into the trip Jeff had lost both hoodies. This was just the start of Jeff’s lossful (is that a word) behaviour… in fact by the time we left him on the streets of Amsterdam he had lost
-2 hoodies.
-2 packs of smokes
-a pair of shorts
-he threw away his ogio backpack that he brought, because he bought a bigger pack at an army supply store, but its straps broke right after he put stuff in it…
-his hat, resulting in the need to use a shoe string headband to keep his fubar hair out of his eyes.
-he tore a shirt off in a drunken stupor on day 3.
-and he lost his dignity somewhere along the way as well.
Considering that was all lost on week 1 of his journey, I can only assume he’ll be flying home shoeless… if he manages to hold on to his passport that is.
Right now I’m not sure where he is… but I’m sure he’s having a great time. I sure hope he doesn’t get sold into the sex trade… he still owes me money for the Van… haha.
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He has likely lost all his clothes by now, and is using the fabric off his seat as a loin cloth.
Comment by Brandon — June 1, 2010 #