Throwback Thursday: The Cockmaster Edition
Posted by Landozine - 23/07/09 at 01:07:57 am
For this Thursday’s throwback, I dug through some old photos (physically, not digitally) to try and give you all an idea of where the Cockmaster came from. Where he learned the cock wielding skills he now flaunts.
Pictured above is Jeff in his dad’s ruthlessly green truck back in like 2001. I believe this photo was taken outside a wal-mart. I’m not really sure what we were doing there… but I’m pretty sure he fondled a mannequin in the store…
At one of the early jams in Toronto; I’m not sure if it was a Primo LaRev, or one of the first Metros; Jeff mounted this moose and changed its life forever. This was before Jeff enjoyed drinking, so this was definitely a sober mooseride.
This was at the first Primo LaRevolution we went to. And this photo is hilarious for so many reasons. Jeff, obviously on the left. With Shawn “Raisin Sack” Ball on the right, and Walter Fellbaum in the background. We were staying at Shawn’s aunt’s house in scarborough. This was shot in the morning after Walter and Jeff spent the whole night tormenting “Raisin Sack” and essentially coining the term. Despite being his family’s place, Walter and Jeff kicked him out of bed, roughed him up and then made fun of him once his tiny shrivelled balls fell out of his underwear. Useless dog.
This photo was taken at a spot which apparently doesn’t exist anymore; and to this day I can seriously count the number of riders who do this trick on my fingers. Super badass. Miss that front peg and your fingers are toast.
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I can count the number of people who actually stalled that perfect spot on 2 fingers. Fucking Sudbury pussies! I miss that bank to rail it was so amazing!RIP
Comment by COCKMASTER — July 23, 2009 #
Walter sprocketed it…
Comment by Landozine — July 23, 2009 #
I LOVE JEFF. I WISH I KNEW HIM THEN! LETS GET HOMO
Comment by leland — July 23, 2009 #